/u/ursois's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When the insect started eating through to my brain, I was horrified, but now I realize that I love my little friend and would do anything to protect him

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Sausage, smoked jowls, bone meal; growing up in the country, we learned to use every part of the pig.

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They said there was no way to make money with my regeneration superpower.

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I always dismissed those warnings about Q-tips.

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My son told me to stay out of the kitchen, but I still remember how to cook eggs.

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"I think we need to give him some more pain medicine", my wife said to the nurse.

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"That's an egg sack, put it down right now!"

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At the end of the illness; thin, weak, wracked with pain and covered with sores, the voice in my head returned: "touch someone and pass me on, and I will set you free"

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The families always think that the locks on the casket are to prevent anyone from getting in.

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For sale: one coffin, barely used.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When the insect started eating through to my brain, I was horrified, but now I realize that I love my little friend and would do anything to protect him	13965
Sausage, smoked jowls, bone meal; growing up in the country, we learned to use every part of the pig.	4496
They said there was no way to make money with my regeneration superpower.	2937
I always dismissed those warnings about Q-tips.	1142
My son told me to stay out of the kitchen, but I still remember how to cook eggs.	1098
"I think we need to give him some more pain medicine", my wife said to the nurse.	771
"That's an egg sack, put it down right now!"	268
At the end of the illness; thin, weak, wracked with pain and covered with sores, the voice in my head returned: "touch someone and pass me on, and I will set you free"	215
The families always think that the locks on the casket are to prevent anyone from getting in.	86
For sale: one coffin, barely used.	61