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[EU] In the little town of Mayberry lives deputy Barney Fife. He pretends to be incompetent to hide his true nature. When asked, he lies about his time in the war. About the men he led deep behind enemy lines, and the terrible things they did. This is their story: the story of Barney's Bastards.

189 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Sir, we've made contact with the aliens. You're not going to believe this... they look like giant gummy bears, and they are asking for our leader, "Haribo".

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[WP] You are a hero out to make a name for yourself. There's just one problem: to gain experience, you need to fight monsters. Unfortunately, your charisma is so high that nobody wants to fight you, and they just want to be your friend.

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[WP] The good news: teleportation has finally been invented. The bad news: nobody knows that every time someone teleports, they die and an entirely new copy is created. You, having just used a teleporter, are meeting all the copies of you in the afterlife.

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[WP] Scientists have discovered that making a wish on 11:11 really works, but only at 11:11am and 11 seconds, on November 11th. This year, the world's fastest rapper and the world's fastest auctioneer are facing off against each other.

109 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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The families always think that the locks on the casket are to prevent anyone from getting in.

86 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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For sale: one coffin, barely used.

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Mom told me that April showers bring May flowers.

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[WP] In the year 2929, You are PIP-eye the Spacer, last descendant of Popeye the Sailor. All of Known Space has been taken over by the infamous space-pirate organization B.L.U.T.O., and it is your job to take them down. You have a secret weapon, though: the last known stasis-can of Earth spinach.

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They said that it was normal for my baby teeth to fall out.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[EU] In the little town of Mayberry lives deputy Barney Fife. He pretends to be incompetent to hide his true nature. When asked, he lies about his time in the war. About the men he led deep behind enemy lines, and the terrible things they did. This is their story: the story of Barney's Bastards.	189	WritingPrompts
[WP] Sir, we've made contact with the aliens. You're not going to believe this... they look like giant gummy bears, and they are asking for our leader, "Haribo".	162	WritingPrompts
[WP] You are a hero out to make a name for yourself. There's just one problem: to gain experience, you need to fight monsters. Unfortunately, your charisma is so high that nobody wants to fight you, and they just want to be your friend.	153	WritingPrompts
[WP] The good news: teleportation has finally been invented. The bad news: nobody knows that every time someone teleports, they die and an entirely new copy is created. You, having just used a teleporter, are meeting all the copies of you in the afterlife.	120	WritingPrompts
[WP] Scientists have discovered that making a wish on 11:11 really works, but only at 11:11am and 11 seconds, on November 11th. This year, the world's fastest rapper and the world's fastest auctioneer are facing off against each other.	109	WritingPrompts
The families always think that the locks on the casket are to prevent anyone from getting in.	86	TwoSentenceHorror
For sale: one coffin, barely used.	61	TwoSentenceHorror
Mom told me that April showers bring May flowers.	54	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] In the year 2929, You are PIP-eye the Spacer, last descendant of Popeye the Sailor. All of Known Space has been taken over by the infamous space-pirate organization B.L.U.T.O., and it is your job to take them down. You have a secret weapon, though: the last known stasis-can of Earth spinach.	53	WritingPrompts
They said that it was normal for my baby teeth to fall out.	40	TwoSentenceHorror