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I was ecstatic when the tooth fairy left me $1,000 instead of $1.

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Growing up without a father, nobody taught me to shave downwards instead of upwards.

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I never understood how in horror movies, children's laughter was supposed to be creepy.

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I thought I was clever, wishing that I'd stay young and beautiful until the sun burned out.

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"It was just a prank, bro!"

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[WP] Airports often use infrared cameras to help identify people with infectious diseases. Your job is running this camera. The passenger you are now looking at is at room temperature...

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[WP] You are the top cologne salesman in your state. Your secret: you cater to the undead, who want to hide the odor of death that surrounds them.

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[WP] A poltergeist has been haunting you for weeks, throwing your kitchen knives around and breaking stuff. Finally you get a Ouija board and ask it what it wants. The response: "F.I.G.H.T....C.R.I.M.E."

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I told my friend who works at a pharmaceuticals lab that I had a hot date, so he gave me a new experimental version of Viagra. NSFW

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I've been feeling a little tired, but that steak and a chance to get out of the house sure perked me up.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was ecstatic when the tooth fairy left me $1,000 instead of $1.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
Growing up without a father, nobody taught me to shave downwards instead of upwards.	37	TwoSentenceHorror
I never understood how in horror movies, children's laughter was supposed to be creepy.	33	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought I was clever, wishing that I'd stay young and beautiful until the sun burned out.	28	TwoSentenceHorror
"It was just a prank, bro!"	18	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] Airports often use infrared cameras to help identify people with infectious diseases. Your job is running this camera. The passenger you are now looking at is at room temperature...	17	WritingPrompts
[WP] You are the top cologne salesman in your state. Your secret: you cater to the undead, who want to hide the odor of death that surrounds them.	16	WritingPrompts
[WP] A poltergeist has been haunting you for weeks, throwing your kitchen knives around and breaking stuff. Finally you get a Ouija board and ask it what it wants. The response: "F.I.G.H.T....C.R.I.M.E."	15	WritingPrompts
I told my friend who works at a pharmaceuticals lab that I had a hot date, so he gave me a new experimental version of Viagra. NSFW	14	TwoSentenceHorror
I've been feeling a little tired, but that steak and a chance to get out of the house sure perked me up.	12	TwoSentenceHorror