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[WP] Bob Ross always talks about how when you're painting, you're creating your own world. You try painting along with him one day, only to find out he was speaking literally.
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[WP] You stop at your local deli to grab some breakfast. As you bite into your everything bagel, the powers of a god fill your mind. You realize it truly is an "everything" bagel.
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Nobody thinks about the fact that supposed vampire encounters ended around the same time people started burying the dead in concrete vaults.
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[WP] After genetic tinkering of the empathic abilities both humans and animals, natural selection has evolved to make animals seek out a kind human whenever they need help. This is the 10th animal to come ask for help this morning, and you're getting frustrated.
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[WP] You are on vacation with your standard Time Tourist Travel Pack ^tm . You've decided to go visit King Arthur's court to meet Merlin, only to discover you ARE Merlin.
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[WP] George Lucas has some explaining to do to congress after we meet our first aliens, and their homeworld's anthem sounds suspiciously like the Mos Eisley Cantina Band song.
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Airports often use infrared cameras to help identify people with infectious diseases. Your job is running this camera. The passenger you are now looking at is at room temperature.
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