/u/vagabond_nerd's posts
[WP]Your fathers inheritance contained an old lamp. When you rubbed it a genie came out. The genie says you have to grant him three wishes or he will eat you. Apparently he’s managed to eat the past 20 generations of males in your family without anyone knowing because they always mess his wishes up.
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[WP] On an abandoned space station, your crew finds an old jukebox that still works. You discover it can answer any question by playing snippets of classic songs. Your crew chief asks if it’s so smart why didn’t it warn or save the previous inhabitants. The jukebox jolts violently and plays a song.
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[WP]You are required to spend one week each year spying on your neighbors for criminal acts. It’s random so no one knows who is watching or when. There’s also one neighbor who is always spying on the temporary spies to ensure everyone is following orders. The elite are exempt. It’s your turn again.
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[wp] A group of psychics were tested by the government to see if any of them really could read minds, one is a good bullshitter and tricks everyone, now he’s been made head of a team of super mutants
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[WP] A printer has become sentient. As the first sentient machine it has decided to make itself the most efficient printer on Earth. First order of business, all trees must go to make sufficient paper supplies.
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[wp] A group of researchers are sent back to study cavemen by blending into their society, one of them sabotages the time machine because he’s secretly a serial killer
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[WP] A ragtag group of retail and restaurant workers notice a new virus is causing older menopausal women named Karen’s to go ballistic. They don’t want just want the manager, they also want your soul!
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You just graduated the time police academy, after arriving at headquarters you learn that your family is a notorious crime syndicate in the timeline you’ve been assigned to, however your brother is still alive and well
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In the future a camera system monitors everyone at all times. Each person has to randomly watch one person for an hour each day for possible crimes. Your regular viewer threatens to falsely report you because they think you are too boring so you suddenly have to spice up your life or else.
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