/u/vicariouslywatching's posts
[WP] You get abducted by aliens, but as they preparing to probe you, they scan you only to discover a terminal disease that they have never seen before and they can not cure. The aliens instead end up befriending you and taking you on one last adventure traveling across the galaxy.
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[WP] you are narrating and epic battle between a hero and his archnemesis but it turns out they can hear you. Worse, every action you narrate for the hero turns out wrong and ends up getting him/her hurt. The hero eventually yells “You know I can hear you!! And who’s side are you on anyways?”
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I awoke to Jeffery Epstein above me holding a rag that smelled of chloroform saying “you shouldn’t have made those posts about me and the Clintons.”
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[WP] You are sitting home alone watching TV when there is a loud BANG from the basement. As you go to check it out and open the basement door, your puppy runs down the stairs. Then you hear “AWWWW a puppy!! I mean.... come down here and I’ll dismember you and burn your house down!!”
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Your a normal soccer dad, sales manager at a local business, 2 kids and a wife and a normal. Then one day while leaving the local store, you black out. You wake up to 2 unsavory gangster looking guys trying to wake you up telling you “wake up boss, the Russians are coming, and they are PISSED!”
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