/u/voodooattack's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You’re suddenly transported to an inter-dimensional prison. An Old One inmate approaches you and tries to assert dominance, listing their achievements and asking what you did in life to deserve being in ‘their block’. “Division by 0,” you answer as their eyes widen and they back away slowly.
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[WP] Your boss gave you a rubber ducky and told you to explain how your code worked to the toy in order to write better programs. It worked. Now, as you thank him, you’re informed that the rubber duck isn’t supposed to talk back.
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[SP] when a writer dies they are reborn into a world they built. Now you regret your choice of genre
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[WP] You illicitly created a simulation based on Newtonian mechanics using company resources. A world evolved and you played around with the creatures for a bit, but now they’ve discovered quantum mechanics, and their experiments are causing the resource usage to spike. You’re in big trouble.
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[WP] Your superpowers manifest when you put on your first costume. The type of power depends on the costume itself. Most people go for safe and well-documented choices. You decided to get creative.
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[WP] when the demon took over your body, you—a burnt out and depressed Highschool teacher—took a back seat and decided to impassively watch it stick to your role and act impeccably, educating the younger generation just as you would. However, things got very interesting after the first rap battle.
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[WP] You’re a ghost that is getting increasingly infuriated by its impotence while helplessly watching your late zombified body doing idiotic/improbable things.
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[WP] You died valiantly in a battle to defend your honour, but Odin won’t let you into the halls of Valhalla unless you prove your skill and defeat him using that style of combat he’s never heard of before. You feel uncertain because the Norse deity has no idea what a “rap battle” is.
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