/u/weirdinchicago's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I ordered a Scotch, but after a second called to the barkeep, "And bring me a double."

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When I heard my dad got a new tattoo, I asked him to show it to me.

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The elevator was packed when I said, "Hey, do I smell fresh baked cookies, or is that cotton candy?"

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I tried whippits for the first time, but I must have done something wrong.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I ordered a Scotch, but after a second called to the barkeep, "And bring me a double."	301
When I heard my dad got a new tattoo, I asked him to show it to me.	9
The elevator was packed when I said, "Hey, do I smell fresh baked cookies, or is that cotton candy?"	9
I tried whippits for the first time, but I must have done something wrong.	3