/u/weirdinchicago's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After discovering the asteroid headed for Earth, I calculated there was plenty of time to divert it and save humanity.

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They psychic showed me the beautiful daughter I'd have who would save the world if I went out to meet her mother right away.

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Death lurked in the shadows, hidden from the people moving through the streets.

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I almost screamed when I found the creature beneath my bed, long claws and fangs, enormous blank eyes.

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I told the cop that it wasn't self defense for domestic violence, my dad said he wanted a divorce and mom shot him.

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Since developing precognition, I knew my mom was going to throw me out of the house.

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My new hobby helped me to finally silence the voices in my head.

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She barked, "Put it down you useless little bastard!"

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Ted wanted to creep us out and used the edge of a sheet of paper on the web between his knuckles to give himself a paper cut.

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By destroying John Wayne Gayce's paintings, I systematically began erasing his legacy.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After discovering the asteroid headed for Earth, I calculated there was plenty of time to divert it and save humanity.	1329
They psychic showed me the beautiful daughter I'd have who would save the world if I went out to meet her mother right away.	261
Death lurked in the shadows, hidden from the people moving through the streets.	113
I almost screamed when I found the creature beneath my bed, long claws and fangs, enormous blank eyes.	57
I told the cop that it wasn't self defense for domestic violence, my dad said he wanted a divorce and mom shot him.	28
Since developing precognition, I knew my mom was going to throw me out of the house.	16
My new hobby helped me to finally silence the voices in my head.	16
She barked, "Put it down you useless little bastard!"	15
Ted wanted to creep us out and used the edge of a sheet of paper on the web between his knuckles to give himself a paper cut.	12
By destroying John Wayne Gayce's paintings, I systematically began erasing his legacy.	12