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[WP] Upon breaking into Jeff Bezos' unoccupied compound, 2 burglars are immediately identified via facial recognition and greeted by Alexa, "Hello Harry & Marv. Instead of alerting the authorities, let's play a little game. I call it Home Alone 2.0. After all, 'tis the season."
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[WP] "Don't forget to put the tooth under your pillow," you say to your son on his way to bed. Hours later, you wake up on the couch to a commotion. The Tooth Fairy has the Elf on the Shelf in a headlock. Exasperated, she looks at you and gasps, "Well? Help me! This little bastard stole the tooth!"
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[WP] In the basement of an abandoned Psychiatric Hospital, you come across a hidden enclave with hundreds of handwritten books, all Fairy Tales, labeled, "Alternate Editions." You open a familiar title and begin to read the horror within...
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[WP] The fake backgrounds on the weekly Zoom call are disorienting. As the host begins his presentation, an undetected man approaches from behind, rendering him unconscious with simple pressure point. Sitting in his place, he says, "Today is a master class on how to get away with murder."
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[WP] Getting into that accident was the last straw. While he never fancied himself a quitter, he simply cannot do this anymore. He pens a note to his sister, seals the envelope, and grabs the revolver from his closet. Teary-eyed but determined, he loads a single bullet and spins the chamber...
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[WP] You close the book and notice your son is already asleep. Before joining your spouse in bed, you head downstairs to make sure the door is locked. On the kitchen table are 2 pints of beer, one for you and the other being held by the Elf on the Shelf. He looks at you and says, "We gotta talk..."
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[WP] The serum shrinks the user into a tiny, winged insect, then teleports them anywhere in the world, at any time in history. Nervously, you swing the elixir. INSTANTLY, you have become, "The Fly on the Wall." Where you headed?
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