/u/whatWouldYoMamaDo's posts
[WP] You were the only kid in Adventuring School who wasn’t hoping for a dragon egg. But the egg picks the child, and now you’re stuck with this lazy lump of scales, eating all your food and ruining your adventures.
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[WP] The rejection letters cover every surface of the kitchen. You figured if you applied everywhere, at least ONE school would accept you. Then you spot it - a large envelope that could only be an acceptance packet. It reads “High Seas College of Swashbuckling and Piracy”.
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[WP] Faking your death is a time-honored family tradition. Everyone looks forward to gloating about their most ridiculous stunts at the annual family reunion. This year, though, several relatives are missing.
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[RF] An old man with dementia wanders away from a nursing home and shows up at the nearby farm where he grew up. His appearances begin to impact the lives of the new owners.
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[WP] “The dog has taken up smoking, as of late. I can smell it on his breath: a mix of pipe tobacco, fresh grass, and dry dog chow. He thinks he can fool me, but nay. I shall catch him in the act.”
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[WP] You can time travel, but you can’t directly change your past or future. The only way to do that is to convince your incredibly stubborn past and future selves to make different decisions.
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[WP] "Everything in this garden can and WILL eat you. They'll get a good laugh out of your 'protective equipment'. Right, so that's orientation. Stay close, today is pruning day."
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[SP] There are an infinite number of gods, but each god only responds to the first prayer it receives.
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