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[WP] You are about to sign your contract with Satan in blood, when all of a sudden, God bursts through the door to try and make you a better offer. Satan and God begin to barter for your very soul.
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[WP] You have this curse. Really, it's more like you are cursing others, rather than being cursed yourself. If you ever speak more than one-hundred words to someone, they will die.
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[WP] You are a brilliant scientist who graduated top of your class. In your early years, you gathered much attention by proving every hypothesis you ever came up with correct. Even now, that holds true, no matter how ridiculous they may get. It's as if nature itself bends to your ideas.
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[WP] You are at an interview for a position in sales. You are prepared for the classic, "Sell me this pen" situation. But then your interviewer puts "that" on the table.
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[WP] You are blind. All your life you have trusted your best friend to guide you. What you don't know is that he has always been trying to kill you by leading you into dangerous situations, yet ridiculous occurrences always cause his plans to fail.
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[WP] Everyone had their eyesight taken away at birth. The Overseers said it would be better this way. Today, my vision returned. The Overseers where right.
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[WP] You learned many things, gained much experience, and found happiness the first time you saved the world. However, it was stripped away when, one day, you awoke to another world to be its savior. Time and time again it happened. Now, you are tired of being a hero.
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[WP] They say a man dies twice, once with his physical body, and again when his name is mentioned for the last time. However, that is not always the case, for I tell you, there is a third death. A man who losses himself to grief, kills the good inside himself, and becomes something... else.
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