/u/whatamafu's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[wp] The killer was explaining why he was about to murder the man when all of a sudden, the man cuts him off. "wait, hold on, I think I have heard this one before." he turns and yells to everyone at the party. "guys, come over here, you've got to hear this one, it's great!"
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[wp] In the future, information is downloaded straight to peoples' brains. You are the inventor of the technology, and one day, you realize it's April 1st.
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[WP] A Nigerian man... 100 kilos of cocaine... terrorism... hunting for narwhals... heat death of the universe... saved the world... and that's how I meet your mother.
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[wp] In heaven, everyone has a sign above their head that says how they died. Some have "old age", others have "heart attack", or maybe "car accident". But then, there is this one guy, his says "being a badass"
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