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[WP] The guys running NASCAR thought it would be a fun change of pace to have the drivers go clockwise around the track for one race. If only they had known just how much turning right would impact the entire universe.
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It's been thousands of years since you became God. Originally, you tried to change the world, but man's darkness drove you to abandon it. Long since forgotten, you watch the world as an observer. One day, your faith in mankind is restored when you witness something that can bring even God to tears.
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[wp] The killer was explaining why he was about to murder the man when all of a sudden, the man cuts him off. "wait, hold on, I think I have heard this one before." he turns and yells to everyone at the party. "guys, come over here, you've got to hear this one, it's great!"
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[wp] In the future, information is downloaded straight to peoples' brains. You are the inventor of the technology, and one day, you realize it's April 1st.
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[WP] A Nigerian man... 100 kilos of cocaine... terrorism... hunting for narwhals... heat death of the universe... saved the world... and that's how I meet your mother.
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