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[WP] The amount of money your soulmate currently has appears over your head. The number over your head has always been low. Then one day, while sitting it your car, it suddenly shoots up and surpasses $1,000,000. Seconds later, someone jumps into your car and yells, “DRIVE!”
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[WP] Moving into your new house, you find a note left by the previous owner: “Today, all of your neighbors will stop by throughout the day and offer you a lemon meringue pie. They will heavily insist that you eat it. Whatever you do, DO NOT EAT THE PIE.” As you set down the note, the doorbell rings.
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[WP] Making friends is hard. Of course, it's even harder when you have a four-month-old dragon with separation anxiety that absolutely refuses to leave your side.
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[WP] Seven people have fallen into the pit -- all proclaimed dead immediately, no questions asked, as surviving the fall was deemed impossible. And yet, one day, after nearing too close to its border, you fall into the pit and survive, discovering all of the seven others had, as well.
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[WP] After starring as the villain on a successful T.V. show, your email floods with job opportunities. One particular email catches your eye. It’s from a real-life villain: He saw the show and wants to recruit you. Crazy thing is, he's willing to pay you more than your show ever did.
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[WP] After spending a few months in space an astronaut returns to earth. The mission is a success! All has gone as planned! It isn’t until the astronaut returns home that his wife realizes something went terribly wrong. That man is not her husband.
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[EU] Although you don't know it yet, you are the star of the wildly successful "The Truman Show" spin-off series. This is your story.
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[WP] All babies cry when born, but most stop at some point. Yours doesn't. You've tried everything, but to no avail - your baby is still crying. Finally, you cry out in frustration, "What's wrong?!" To your surprise, your baby responds.
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[WP] While rummaging through a box of junk at a garage sale, you find a tamagotchi, like you had when you were a kid. Excited, you immediately buy it and turn it on. As you do, however, you are petrified to find a little, digital version of you. The words "If I die, you die" appear on the screen.
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