/u/willyolio's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You buy 23 apples, walk 3 miles north, board a train at 11:00 travelling west at 35 mph. You divide the apples evenly among the 11 passengers. With the remaining apple you throw it at 5.3 m/s at an angle of 23 degrees. You live in a math problem, afraid of what happens if it's solved.
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[WP] Due to a clerical error, the Devil has granted two people the same wish, to be there greatest _____ alive. They keep getting better and better each time they do it.
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[WP] A time traveler is stuck with no way back to the future. Forbidden from directly influencing technological advancement, they get a job as a CGI artist for sci-fi films...
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[WP] You live your life entirely in isometric view. You can see behind walls or objects that you normally shouldn't, but at the same time you sometimes also have trouble seeing what's right in front of your face from certain angles.
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[WP] Five years ago, unique glowing numbers appeared over everyone's heads. Scientists have determined they have absolutely no function and were randomly assigned. Nevertheless, there's total havoc in the world of espionage, crime, and religion.
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[WP] "Witnesses say the disaster occurred when Martin Jones, a popular infomercial star, tried to assemble IKEA furniture by himself without using a cutely named gadget. So far, there have been eleven fatalities."
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[WP] Everyone has an immunity to something. But even after consulting several specialists, you can't find yours. A few weeks later, you realize you aren't immune to something rare, it's something so ordinary people didn't even bother checking.
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