/u/willyolio's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
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[WP] Badass Licensing Exam. Question 1. List three appropriate one-liners when defeating a villain. State whether they are best used before, during, or after the defeat. Justify your answer. Question 2. Graph the minimum size-distance relation that is appropriate to walk away from an explosion.
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[WP] Everything you see is 10 seconds into the past, but everything you hear is 10 seconds into the future.
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[WP] You see someone walk in into you bar with only their underwear, two bullets, and a sandwich. They juggle the bullets, put the sandwich in your pocket, then jump diagonally against the bathroom door repeatedly. They teleport away. You've just witnessed a speedrunner travel through your bar.
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[WP] So all the wildlife in Australia's trying to kill you, you say? Hah. You've never been to Mega-Australia.
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[WP] For the millionth time, random numbers appear over everyone's heads. Scientists are still trying to figure out where they come from, what they mean, and how it's even physically possible.
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[EU] "Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra!" "Data, is the universal translator malfunctioning?" "No, sir. It appears that the Snoo communicate entirely in memes." "I also choose this guy's dead wife!"
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[WP] The villain has taken hold of an ancient artifact that will allow its user to control the world! Except... the ancient people didn't know how big the world really was back then.
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[WP] You're the editor of a newspaper. A professional assassin was exposed to the public after they killed all the senior members of a major criminal cartel for failing to hold up their end of the contract. People's lives are better but the law still has to prosecute. Write an opinion piece.
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