/u/willyolio's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
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[WP] You've gained the superpower of The Gamer, where your life is like an RPG. But it seems to be a pretty basic RPG. The only way to gain EXP is to kill monsters, and you live in a modern city.
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[WP] In a galactic war, aliens have come to Earth to collect and weaponize the deadliest species in the galaxy. They are completely uninterested in humans.
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[WP] It's been well documented that radioactive waste, cosmic ray exposure, mutant spider bites, getting struck by lightning, experimental drugs, and relentless training routines can all give people superpowers. You're just dying a slow, agonizing death and doctors can't figure out why.
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[WP] "You call it a mere game, but for thousands of years, it was a sacred ritual invoking the power of the gods to alter the course of humanity. Sit down, child, and let me tell you the long forgotten lore behind Rock Paper Scissors."
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[WP] You like your khakis beige. You enjoy your toast lightly browned, with butter. Your car is greyish-silver Toyota. You work at a desk from 9-5. Your favorite music is whatever's on the radio, and you watch what Netflix recommends. You are... the least interesting man in the world.
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[WP] You are the inverse Cassandra. Everything you say, people believe has extreme world-moving importance. Every casual sigh or grunt or ummm or ahhh is treated like divine prophecy.
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[WP] You decide to send a romantic message written on little candies. Being the dumbass that you are, you didn't realize they would pull the candies out in a random order.
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[WP] "As detailed in section 203.88B of the Lair Architect Union's Agreement, a minimum of one deadly yet passable series of traps *is* required into any critical location. The hero's guild contends that the castle did *not* meet the legal requirements for "passable" and led to excessive injuries."
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