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[WP] everyone in the world is quadriplegic with psychic powers. Any time anyone needs something done, they can move someone else's body but never their own.
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[WP] Digital immortality had been achieved. You can upload your memories to create daily backups, restoring you in a new body should you die. Best of all, the service is free. But you suspect the corporation running the service sometimes "mistakenly" deletes certain types of memories...
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[WP] In an uber-democracy, there are no leaders. Everything is voted on by everyone via an app in real-time. You're just browsing through today's legislation topics when...
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[WP] Superpowered mutants start showing up all across the world. Except no humans get superpowers. It's just the animals.
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[WP] You buy 23 apples, walk 3 miles north, board a train at 11:00 travelling west at 35 mph. You divide the apples evenly among the 11 passengers. With the remaining apple you throw it at 5.3 m/s at an angle of 23 degrees. You live in a math problem, afraid of what happens if it's solved.
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[WP] Due to a clerical error, the Devil has granted two people the same wish, to be there greatest _____ alive. They keep getting better and better each time they do it.
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[WP] Everyone has an immunity to something. But even after consulting several specialists, you can't find yours. A few weeks later, you realize you aren't immune to something rare, it's something so ordinary people didn't even bother checking.
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[WP] "Witnesses say the disaster occurred when Martin Jones, a popular infomercial star, tried to assemble IKEA furniture by himself without using a cutely named gadget. So far, there have been eleven fatalities."
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