/u/willyolio's posts
[WP] You decide to send a romantic message written on little candies. Being the dumbass that you are, you didn't realize they would pull the candies out in a random order.
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[WP] They call you a villain for murdering parents, kidnapping the orphans, and exposing them to radioactive meteorites or ancient artifacts or experimental drugs. But they don't understand. None of them do. You've taken it upon yourself to create superheroes.
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[WP] Everyone draws this symbol without knowing what it is, where they learned it, or why they do it. You've discovered the reason, and now you're going to be silenced.
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[WP] You work in customer service at a furniture store. A customer demands a refund on a mirror, because it doesn't show their reflection.
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[WP] As humanity makes its first manned interstellar spaceships, we make first contact when we see another alien ship orbiting a planet. Problem is, the crew have all died. Recently.
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[WP] Two rich nations with small armies go to war. To bolster their forces, they each hire as many mercenaries as they can. However, they didn't realize how extensive and complex the mercenary network's contacts, truces, debts, and favors worked amongst each other.
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[WP] your father takes you aside one day for a serious talk. He's actually a time traveler. His original mission was to kill you as a baby to prevent a future disaster.
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[WP] "I don't believe it." "Is he even human?" "My doctor told me it's medically impossible for a dude to be that chill."
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[WP] Forty years ago, the king ordered some towns abandoned and razed, new ones built that didn't seem strategically valid. Now that all the maps have been accurately redrawn, the entire country looks like some kind of ritual circle.
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