/u/wondererSkull's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"congratulations, it's a girl"

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you and your brother are trapped in an altar for sacrifice

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Told my wife to dress up as a clown to prank my clown-fearing son on his upcoming birthday-party.

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I wish I could tell him to stop this mindless slaughter.

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The baptism was held at a nearby river and the priest, with a smiling baby in hand, began the rites.

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Great, parents are making their yearly visit even though i left to escape their toxic parenting.

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It is said that the average person meets at least 10,000 people in a lifetime.

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Shouldn't have smuggled these rare snake-eggs in my prison-pocket.

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For attempting anarchy, the Royal mechanical-executioner's blade slowly entered my flesh.

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The first ancestor (before he passed away) forgot to mention that the stories of monsters, which were told to make sure the children didn't misbehave, were fictional.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"congratulations, it's a girl"	12995
you and your brother are trapped in an altar for sacrifice	1282
Told my wife to dress up as a clown to prank my clown-fearing son on his upcoming birthday-party.	284
I wish I could tell him to stop this mindless slaughter.	177
The baptism was held at a nearby river and the priest, with a smiling baby in hand, began the rites.	77
Great, parents are making their yearly visit even though i left to escape their toxic parenting.	49
It is said that the average person meets at least 10,000 people in a lifetime.	45
Shouldn't have smuggled these rare snake-eggs in my prison-pocket.	44
For attempting anarchy, the Royal mechanical-executioner's blade slowly entered my flesh.	40
The first ancestor (before he passed away) forgot to mention that the stories of monsters, which were told to make sure the children didn't misbehave, were fictional.	39