/u/wraithstrike's posts
[EU] From Abby to Big Bird, everyone else on Sesame Street has fallen into a deep depressive funk. At first, you enjoyed the quiet. But now it's become eerie and frightening. So now it's up to you, Oscar the Grouch to find out who took the smiles from Sesame Street, and make them pay.
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[WP] Instead of becoming emotional or violent, you become extremely diplomatic when drunk. You've just woken up with a hangover and two feuding families thanking you for everything you did the previous night.
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[WP] When a child is abducted by aliens, the child's guardian angel joins forces with the monster under the bed to save them.
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[WP] Instead of heaven or hell, when you die, you find yourself in the room of a six year-old girl who invites you to join her tea party. It soon dawns on you, you're her imaginary friend!
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[WP] Use the random page feature on wikipedia until you get three names. The first person's name you get is the hero of the story. The second is the villain. The third is the reason they're fighting.
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[WP] You are The Memory Broker. You copy other people's memories and sell them to people who want to remember things they never did. Your latest client is a ten year-old girl who slides you her piggy bank and begs you to help her grandmother remember her.
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[WP] Vampires can't move in sunlight. They can't travel underground because of the alligators in the sewer. Why are there are alligators in the sewer? Because you and your fellow sewer nuns raise the alligators to limit the vampire's movement, of course.
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[WP] Thinking you're just playing along, you take a toy phone offered by a two year-old. To your surprise, a voice from the phone says "Thank goodness! Listen, here's what you have to do..."
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