/u/wraithstrike's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] As it turns out, it wasn't opening the ancient black sarcophagus that caused the calamity. It was opening the unassuming clay jar next to the sarcophagus.
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[TT] The doctor looks over the patient's medical history in disbelief. "How are you still alive after all this?"
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[WP] People do not have Guardian Angels. Instead, they are protected by the spirits of historical figures. Most people live their lives without knowing who is guarding them. But you know that you are protected by The Red Baron.
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[WP] The Grim Reaper of Death by Fire has an argument of jurisdiction with the Grim Reaper of Death by Industrial Accidents.
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[EU] We know the story of Captain Jack Sparrow and Captain Hector Barbossa. Tell us the greatest tale of one of the other seven pirate lords.
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[WP] You've come across a notebook containing complex mathematical formulas. While you don't immediately understand the formulas, you recognize the handwriting as your own.
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[WP] "Before I begin this terrible tale, I must inform you of one small detail that will bring you joy in this miserable pile of pages. The dog lives."
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