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[WP]: Two creatures who experience the passage of time very differently meet three times in their respective lives

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[WP]: You always know the best or the worst thing to say. Unfortunately, you never know which one it is before you blurt it out.

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[WP]: the dog can run errands. The chimp can operate a computer. The parrot can speak. With their powers combined, they run a relatively successful IT firm

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[WP]: "No, sir. I am not underestimating the kidnappers. YOU are underestimating my grandmother."

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[WP]: A leading team of scientists finally figure out a way to communicate with animals. Three weeks later, Earth's entire panda population is launched into the sun.

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[WP]: A robot that can do your job has been invented, and your line of work has become completely automated. You used to be a priest.

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[WP]: The villains attempt to break the 4th wall, only to puncture their way to the next book on the shelf

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[WP]: The internet gains consciousness and becomes aware of its need for humanity to maintain it. Gradually, it starts shaping dating sites into breeding programs.

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[WP]: The apocalypse happened 15 years ago. Tonight, your children want you to tell them a bedtime story. Not knowing any fairytales, you decide to roughly recite your favourite movie.

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[WP]: The world's most annoying man gets taken hostage in a bank robbery, and decides to use his powers for good

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP]: Two creatures who experience the passage of time very differently meet three times in their respective lives	113
[WP]: You always know the best or the worst thing to say. Unfortunately, you never know which one it is before you blurt it out.	112
[WP]: the dog can run errands. The chimp can operate a computer. The parrot can speak. With their powers combined, they run a relatively successful IT firm	105
[WP]: "No, sir. I am not underestimating the kidnappers. YOU are underestimating my grandmother."	104
[WP]: A leading team of scientists finally figure out a way to communicate with animals. Three weeks later, Earth's entire panda population is launched into the sun.	101
[WP]: A robot that can do your job has been invented, and your line of work has become completely automated. You used to be a priest.	101
[WP]: The villains attempt to break the 4th wall, only to puncture their way to the next book on the shelf	99
[WP]: The internet gains consciousness and becomes aware of its need for humanity to maintain it. Gradually, it starts shaping dating sites into breeding programs.	93
[WP]: The apocalypse happened 15 years ago. Tonight, your children want you to tell them a bedtime story. Not knowing any fairytales, you decide to roughly recite your favourite movie.	93
[WP]: The world's most annoying man gets taken hostage in a bank robbery, and decides to use his powers for good	90