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[WP]: Everyone knows the expression "to open a can of whoopass". And somewhere out there lives a family who cans whoopass for a living.

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[WP]: Gradually, you have become aware of the true nature of your existence: you are a video game NPC. Eventually, you encounter the game's protagonist, and your status changes.

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[WP]: Instead of writing a dark, gritty version of a sweet story, make a grim and horrifying tale genuinely heartwarming

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[WP]: A new fashion trend sweeps across the galaxy: domesticated pet humans have finally entered the public market

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[WP]: A quiet, boring thursday night takes a bizarre twist as you find a matchmaking site for people willing to give their lives up to demons, and demons seeking to possess them.

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[WP]: There is a fox that hangs around your house, always seeming to keep an eye on you. You never think much of it, until a fateful morning when it brings you a severed human hand.

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[WP]: A school principal calls a parent into a meeting concerning his son bullying other students. The father turns out to be her own old bully.

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[WP]: "Look, there's good days, and then there's bad days. On good days, nothing explodes, patient zero does not spontaneously combust, and nobody dies. On bad days, we manage."

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[WP]: You find a button at the back of your neck. It takes you to a "customise character"-screen.

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[WP]: after an interstellar alien race discovers Earth, it becomes commonly agreed that humans cannot be domesticated, and generally do not make very good pets. Until one of the aliens abducts a herd of them, hell-bent on proving her peers wrong.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP]: Everyone knows the expression "to open a can of whoopass". And somewhere out there lives a family who cans whoopass for a living.	89
[WP]: Gradually, you have become aware of the true nature of your existence: you are a video game NPC. Eventually, you encounter the game's protagonist, and your status changes.	89
[WP]: Instead of writing a dark, gritty version of a sweet story, make a grim and horrifying tale genuinely heartwarming	86
[WP]: A new fashion trend sweeps across the galaxy: domesticated pet humans have finally entered the public market	84
[WP]: A quiet, boring thursday night takes a bizarre twist as you find a matchmaking site for people willing to give their lives up to demons, and demons seeking to possess them.	78
[WP]: There is a fox that hangs around your house, always seeming to keep an eye on you. You never think much of it, until a fateful morning when it brings you a severed human hand.	78
[WP]: A school principal calls a parent into a meeting concerning his son bullying other students. The father turns out to be her own old bully.	75
[WP]: "Look, there's good days, and then there's bad days. On good days, nothing explodes, patient zero does not spontaneously combust, and nobody dies. On bad days, we manage."	74
[WP]: You find a button at the back of your neck. It takes you to a "customise character"-screen.	74
[WP]: after an interstellar alien race discovers Earth, it becomes commonly agreed that humans cannot be domesticated, and generally do not make very good pets. Until one of the aliens abducts a herd of them, hell-bent on proving her peers wrong.	72