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[WP] When the Dispenser read your job placement, everyone was confused. Including the Dispenser. The AI blinked then asked the hall. “What is The Cheeseburger Apprentice?” And a single hand in the crowd went up…
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[WP] When The Dispenser read your job placement, everyone was confused. “What is The Cheeseburger Apprentice?” Nobody knew. Then an old man stood in the hall and said: “The young one comes with me.”
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[WP] An insect bites you. No big deal. As it flies away it stops and you hear a small voice say: “God Luck.” And the insect disappears in a poof of smoke.
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[WP] An older couple are watching football on Sunday when they hear a loud boom. They look out the window and see a massive alien spacecraft.
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[WP] The Grim Reaper has grown tired and unable to keep up with the daily death toll. “You’re going about it all wrong,” Kris Kringle told him. “Revise your operations so you’re only in the field one day a year.”
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