/u/xilead's posts
[WP] You're a hit man with a conscience - before every kill, you help the victim check something off their bucket list.
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[WP] You run a night school for assassins. The other professional assassins loathe you for turning customers into self-sufficient killers. You would get frustrated by their constant attempts on your life, if they didn't make for such good lessons for your students...
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[WP] Your ship wrecked and you prepared to die. Days went by, and it became evident that for some reason, you cannot drown. Bored and with nowhere to go, you begin to swim down...
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[WP] Imagine all the stereotypes that exist about old people now: eating dinner early, telling long, pointless stories, not understanding technology. Now tell the story of two old people going out to breakfast in the year 2100, using all the new stereotypes that exist about the elderly millennials.
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[WP] The Earth is an alien’s seventh grade science project. When the teacher hands back the grades, his says “D+ see me after class.”
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[WP] “I wish I’d never been born,” you say. “Are you sure?” A voice from behind asks, “Because you only get one, and that’s a pretty lousy wish.”
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[WP] Tell the story of a workaholic as if his addiction is as physically and emotionally harmful as a drug addiction.
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[WP] You give haunted city tours. The ghosts try to help you, but they’re really bad actors, trying too hard to be “ghostly” and it ruins the effect.
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[WP] You're walking on the beach at sunrise. You pass an old man going the other way, who gestures across the ocean to the rising sun and says, "I made this one special for you."
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