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For my last meal, I requested a happy meal, as my grandma would always pick me up from school on Fridays and buy me one on the way to her house.

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[WP] God has revealed themselves to the world. God is not a man. God is not a woman. God is a giant cat! And right now, there's a giant paw coming down from the sky, batting at anything that captures their interest.

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[WP] You were a superhero. You gave up almost 11 years ago when your nemesis killed your sidekick - your only son. Now you work a 9-5 as you and your spouse raise your grandchildren (15, 12, and 10) after their mom also passed... But the city is in peril. You're the only hope!

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The call of the grave is an eerie siren song. NSFW

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My husband's been cheating on me with his business partner because clearly Darryl has something that I don't. NSFW

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[WP] When the zombies first started digging their way out of their graves, you resigned yourself to your fate. This was the end of the line for you. With no real plan in place, you decided to just go about life. It's been five years since then. Turns out you have really strong survival instincts.

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[WP] You are a witch's familiar. The problem is that the witch whose familiar you are has absolutely no idea they're actually a witch. You've been their pet for over 10 years now and this whole time, you've been trying to make them see what they are.

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[WP] Wishing stars - as it turns out - are like monkey's paws or genies. You have to be very specific about what you want, as you recently found out. You wanted to be in your favorite anime, not a slice-of-life about a dude who mows lawns!

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"Hey, dad," my daughter began "What's that constellation?"

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Lying naked and trembling on the bed, I looked at my boss who had so graciously let me live with him as a sick and satisfied smile played on his face before he asked "And what do you say?"

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
For my last meal, I requested a happy meal, as my grandma would always pick me up from school on Fridays and buy me one on the way to her house.	70	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] God has revealed themselves to the world. God is not a man. God is not a woman. God is a giant cat! And right now, there's a giant paw coming down from the sky, batting at anything that captures their interest.	69	WritingPrompts
[WP] You were a superhero. You gave up almost 11 years ago when your nemesis killed your sidekick - your only son. Now you work a 9-5 as you and your spouse raise your grandchildren (15, 12, and 10) after their mom also passed... But the city is in peril. You're the only hope!	67	WritingPrompts
The call of the grave is an eerie siren song. NSFW	65	TwoSentenceHorror
My husband's been cheating on me with his business partner because clearly Darryl has something that I don't. NSFW	63	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] When the zombies first started digging their way out of their graves, you resigned yourself to your fate. This was the end of the line for you. With no real plan in place, you decided to just go about life. It's been five years since then. Turns out you have really strong survival instincts.	61	WritingPrompts
[WP] You are a witch's familiar. The problem is that the witch whose familiar you are has absolutely no idea they're actually a witch. You've been their pet for over 10 years now and this whole time, you've been trying to make them see what they are.	54	WritingPrompts
[WP] Wishing stars - as it turns out - are like monkey's paws or genies. You have to be very specific about what you want, as you recently found out. You wanted to be in your favorite anime, not a slice-of-life about a dude who mows lawns!	54	WritingPrompts
"Hey, dad," my daughter began "What's that constellation?"	53	TwoSentenceHorror
Lying naked and trembling on the bed, I looked at my boss who had so graciously let me live with him as a sick and satisfied smile played on his face before he asked "And what do you say?"	45	TwoSentenceHorror