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[WP] Scientists have discovered and managed to clone a giant, prehistoric ancestor to the modern wild boar. Unfortunately, they didn't exactly contain their clone very well. After it snacked on everyone it saw in the lab, it easily broke out, and now everyone is living in fear of Jurassic Pork.
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[WP] When the aliens abducted you, you were under the impression that after all their experiments were performed, they would bring you back home. Instead, you were brought back to their planet where you were forced to build an entirely new life. At this point, you're actually starting to like it!
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[WP] You are the advisor to the king. The king is 10 years old, but a complete and utter tyrant. One night, you're retiring to bed when you hear the king talking to a stuffed animal and softly weeping from inside his own room. Against your better judgment, you eavesdrop. He's grieving his parents!
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[WP] You find yourself standing between two entities - Life and Death. Five minutes ago, you were living your life, but now your body lies unconscious. You're in a vegetative state, and you don't get to say a word as Life and Death debate who gets to keep you this time around.
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[WP] You're tickling your new significant other, when they suddenly exclaim "Stop! Stop! You're gonna make me wet my vessel!"
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[WP] You're the monster under the bed. Have been since a week after they brought the baby home from the hospital 16 years ago.You enjoyed scaring this kid for 10 years until things started falling apart for them at home. Now they're a teenager and you've come to really love them -their parents don't
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