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[WP] You have just let loose a string of vulgarities so potent that the patron saint of cursing has decided to personally pay you a visit to tell you to calm down.

2405 upvotes

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[WP] Santa has too much eggnog one night and decides that instead of giving the naughty children coal, he is just going to fight all of them.

1170 upvotes

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[WP] The brave sir knight has slain the dragon and rescued the princess. In return the knight asks for her hand in marriage. The princess must now awkwardly explain to the knight that while she is grateful for being rescued, she jousts for the other team.

776 upvotes

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[WP] Incredible magical abilities, as explained by an incredibly bland college textbook

97 upvotes

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[WP] As A Blood-Covered Bill Murray Stands Over the Mutilated Bodies of Your Family, He Turns Toward You And Says, "No One Will Ever Believe You"

84 upvotes

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[WP] You got rich after upvoting a post that said "you will be rich in 3 days if you upvote in 7.03 seconds" and it actually worked. Unfortunately, the economy has been destroyed because everyone else upvoted it too.

81 upvotes

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[WP] You are an immortal who is getting really annoyed at the fact that you have missed every important historical event since the 9th Century

58 upvotes

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[WP] After an earthquake in a department store you save a man named Jean from under a lamp. Jean is now trying to convince you that he does not, in fact, owe you 3 wishes

50 upvotes

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[WP] A Day in the Life of a Superhero's Publicist is Often More Stressful and Interesting Than the Hero's

29 upvotes

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[WP] Two contestants on The Amazing Race are kidnapped but just think it is another challenge, much to the annoyance of their captors. It is: The Ransom of Red Team.

28 upvotes

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You have just let loose a string of vulgarities so potent that the patron saint of cursing has decided to personally pay you a visit to tell you to calm down.	2405
[WP] Santa has too much eggnog one night and decides that instead of giving the naughty children coal, he is just going to fight all of them.	1170
[WP] The brave sir knight has slain the dragon and rescued the princess. In return the knight asks for her hand in marriage. The princess must now awkwardly explain to the knight that while she is grateful for being rescued, she jousts for the other team.	776
[WP] Incredible magical abilities, as explained by an incredibly bland college textbook	97
[WP] As A Blood-Covered Bill Murray Stands Over the Mutilated Bodies of Your Family, He Turns Toward You And Says, "No One Will Ever Believe You"	84
[WP] You got rich after upvoting a post that said "you will be rich in 3 days if you upvote in 7.03 seconds" and it actually worked. Unfortunately, the economy has been destroyed because everyone else upvoted it too.	81
[WP] You are an immortal who is getting really annoyed at the fact that you have missed every important historical event since the 9th Century	58
[WP] After an earthquake in a department store you save a man named Jean from under a lamp. Jean is now trying to convince you that he does not, in fact, owe you 3 wishes	50
[WP] A Day in the Life of a Superhero's Publicist is Often More Stressful and Interesting Than the Hero's	29
[WP] Two contestants on The Amazing Race are kidnapped but just think it is another challenge, much to the annoyance of their captors. It is: The Ransom of Red Team.	28