/u/ynot269's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
You're a special kid with a 4.0 gpa, but you don't have a perfect photographic memory instead you have a perfect pornographic memory.
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[WP] One day a friend you're interested in asked if you want to shoot the shit with her, you thought this meant hanging out with possible canoodling later. Unfortunately, she works for Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro, so she literally means shooting poopootov cocktails.
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