/u/zgold2192's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Every night I dream about the same man who seems to always be terrified of something.

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The elevator very clearly read “6 people max”

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Me and my Mom went to the Zoo today for the first time and she told me not to be afraid.

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I wish I could spend more time with my girlfriend.

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Finding another artist with the same passion I had felt impossible, so you can imagine my joy when one responded to my Craigslist ad asking that we shoot each other.

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Scooping out the goo from the head of the Jack-o-Lantern is the hardest part every year.

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You thought your Thanksgiving was bad?

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Mommy said that there was no monster under my bed,

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I was really worried about my surgery but the Doctor calmly told my Mother “don’t worry, she won’t be able to hear or feel a thing.”

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As a dog, I’m always very excited when my family has company come over.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every night I dream about the same man who seems to always be terrified of something.	933
The elevator very clearly read “6 people max”	93
Me and my Mom went to the Zoo today for the first time and she told me not to be afraid.	78
I wish I could spend more time with my girlfriend.	55
Finding another artist with the same passion I had felt impossible, so you can imagine my joy when one responded to my Craigslist ad asking that we shoot each other.	35
Scooping out the goo from the head of the Jack-o-Lantern is the hardest part every year.	32
You thought your Thanksgiving was bad?	31
Mommy said that there was no monster under my bed,	31
I was really worried about my surgery but the Doctor calmly told my Mother “don’t worry, she won’t be able to hear or feel a thing.”	29
As a dog, I’m always very excited when my family has company come over.	26