/u/zxcxdr's posts
[WP]Their cells are literally slowly burning, they sustain themselves on a corrosive liquid, and they ingest poisons and toxins for fun, no to mention they can become several times stronger under stress. So no, we are **NOT** going to the human planet.
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[WP]the Saint of Chains. Patron of Whores. Punisher of Slavers. The Vatican has many names for him, but they agree on one things- he must be stopped. So they sent you, their best paranormal hunter, to kill Saint Nicolas,colloquially known as "Santa Claus".
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[EU]Instead of the Dursleys, Harry Potter is drooped off at, and promptly adopted by, the Adams family.
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[WP]"This actually happens quite a lot." I tell my friend, casually ignoring the knife at my throat. "Not with her specifically, but this general situation is quite common for me."
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[WP]All physicists know that wormholes exist on paper. Many of them believe that they can be made. None of them expected you, a struggling artist to make one, *on* paper. By drawing it.
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[WP] People call you monster. Dark one. Abomination. Necromancer. You don't think of yourself in such terms. You're a doctor, and a very good one. You just don't let trivialities like 'time of death' stop you from doing your job.
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[WP] Your father taught you about every known religion, far east to wild west, cold north to forgotten south. One day, after his death, you get a letter "We summon you, keeper of the gods."
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[WP]A massive object has appeared in the sky. It casts strange light, and seems to have positive effects on plant life, but those who look at it can go blind if they are lucky. The others go mad, repeatedly screaming "the sun The Sun THESUNTHESUN!". You're a warden, keeping the 'sun-mad' prison.
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[PM] I'm an engineer stuck in a world of sword and sorcery. Turns out, my talents are just as useful here as back on Earth. Welcome to "MagiTech Fixes and Solutions." How can I help you?
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[WP] Mages are classified based on the material which they can control for magic. Stone wizards are often builders and brutes, wood wizards are guardians of the forests and libraries, fire wizards are cooks and smiths and glassmakers. You are the first blood wizard ever born.
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