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[WP]"He was shot in the eye, hand, groin, chest, back of the head, jaw, stomach-" "So, which one killed him?" The medical examiner laughed. "Lead posioning, almost thirty years later." The detective looked shocked. "Siriously?" "Yup. From all the bullets that are still inside him."
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[WP]Due to a very vague prophecy, you end up in an odd situation - you're the Hero, the Villian, the Love interest and the Mentor, all at once. This may require some outside help.
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[WP]"You're a fine warrior, but will you declare war on an entire nation? We are millions, and you're alone." The tired man chuckled. "You misunderstood your situation - this isn't war. This is pest control."
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[WP]"Your name stopped the temple guards, broke the seals and even roused the gods into action! Did you imbue some spell into it? Some ancient curse?" "No. They just know better."
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Having been born with Alien Hand syndrome, you got used to your left hand occasionally trying to strangle you.
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[EU]In the battle of Hogwarts, one student messes up a spell, and summoned a being from a different realm- a monstrosity of metal and death. The battlefield shakes with its battlecry "EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL SERVE!"
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[WP] You've been hired as head of security in a toy factory. Company policy is to treat any toys brought to life as 'kill on sight'. One day, a toy starts begging.
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