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[WP] You've learned to live with the voices in your head- psychotic delusions, as the doctor said. Until one day, you are attacked by a psychic demon. All of a sudden the voices got territorial.
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[WP]"Look, Hell said you're not allowed in after last time, and Heaven respects but fears you. Your options are reincarnation, Limbo, or you could try a different afterlife."
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[WP] Throughout your life, two things were always true- you receive messages with vague instructions, and when you follow them things go well for you. One day, you receive the following message "They are after you. Run!"
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[WP]In the beginning, the gods created various species on different worlds. Then, they decided to join forces and create the ultimate species. Meanwhile, life on earth just kinda happened.
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[WP] Nothing's certain but death and taxes. After humanity developed immortality, Death decided to seek gainful employment with the IRS. Now, he's up for a promotion.
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[WP]"I stand on top of a pile of corpses, half a billion strong, to tell you this again- I will kill as many people as it takes, so long as you're one of them."
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[WP]"Sir, your wife is resting and healthy ,but I'm afraid the heir was lost." "My son is dead! Oh gods, why??" "No sir, we literally lost him. No one seems to know where he is."
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[WP] You're a stalwart adventurer, on a quest to defeat the Queen of Evil, the five headed dragon, Tiamat. You have reached the end, only to learn Tiamat is, in fact, five dragons in a trench coat.
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