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What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

47 upvotes • Mr_Bunniee

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Inca hunting

46 upvotes • Healthy_Ladder_6198

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The millionaire who moved to the countryside

45 upvotes • Bayhewmat

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Why don't keyboards sleep?

45 upvotes • Old_Buffalo_109

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Gramps was trimming his roses when a bird flew over and crapped on him. He yells into the house "Hey Granny, bring me some toilet paper. A bird just crapped on me!"

45 upvotes • Fuzzy_Judgment63

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I've heard from a reliable source that there is more bacteria on my kitchen work surfaces than there is on my toilet seat.

43 upvotes • PaytheDevil

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I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home

43 upvotes • D1splayNameHere

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My grief counselor died,

42 upvotes • Puzzleheaded-Let8913

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I had dinner at a very fancy restaurant.

41 upvotes • Grasswaskindawet

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A tectonic plate bumped into another.

40 upvotes • StockInitial4460

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?	47	Mr_Bunniee
Inca hunting	46	Healthy_Ladder_6198
The millionaire who moved to the countryside	45	Bayhewmat
Why don't keyboards sleep?	45	Old_Buffalo_109
Gramps was trimming his roses when a bird flew over and crapped on him. He yells into the house "Hey Granny, bring me some toilet paper. A bird just crapped on me!"	45	Fuzzy_Judgment63
I've heard from a reliable source that there is more bacteria on my kitchen work surfaces than there is on my toilet seat.	43	PaytheDevil
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home	43	D1splayNameHere
My grief counselor died,	42	Puzzleheaded-Let8913
I had dinner at a very fancy restaurant.	41	Grasswaskindawet
A tectonic plate bumped into another.	40	StockInitial4460