/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Someone once told me that my tits don't count because I'm fat. NSFW

90 upvotes • imalwaystiredagain

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I got the runs.

90 upvotes • venetian_lemon

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When the seer told me that I'll die by the hand of a lovecraftian horror, I scoffed it of as they aren't real.

90 upvotes • Vacuousbard

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Ugh, i have to grab my brother's package again

90 upvotes • Whocaresdamit

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First Scan

90 upvotes • oldhandnewmind

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Someone was arrested for committing a crime in an elevator,

89 upvotes • OreMysticCoolcumber

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I asked my friend what he was doing standing there with one foot bare, staring up in the air.

89 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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A great man once said to take the plank out of your own eye before you criticize the speck in your brother's

89 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674

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A propeller of a plane is to keep a pilot cool

89 upvotes • OreMysticCoolcumber

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"Look, Honey, our son is a cute albino!" exclaimed my wife after giving birth to our lovely angel

89 upvotes • kaijisheeran

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Someone once told me that my tits don't count because I'm fat. NSFW	90	imalwaystiredagain
I got the runs.	90	venetian_lemon
When the seer told me that I'll die by the hand of a lovecraftian horror, I scoffed it of as they aren't real.	90	Vacuousbard
Ugh, i have to grab my brother's package again	90	Whocaresdamit
First Scan	90	oldhandnewmind
Someone was arrested for committing a crime in an elevator,	89	OreMysticCoolcumber
I asked my friend what he was doing standing there with one foot bare, staring up in the air.	89	Outside_Normal
A great man once said to take the plank out of your own eye before you criticize the speck in your brother's	89	SliceLegitimate8674
A propeller of a plane is to keep a pilot cool	89	OreMysticCoolcumber
"Look, Honey, our son is a cute albino!" exclaimed my wife after giving birth to our lovely angel	89	kaijisheeran