/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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what do both my therapist and the local newsagent have in common?

89 upvotes • Proxamon

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Last night I was sat in the living room, and I heard my wife shout “I’m in my pyjamas and you’re making me wet”

89 upvotes • BigBlueMountainStar

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The man who gave me this job said: -I see a Pullitzer in your future!

88 upvotes • [deleted]

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Our intentionally loud and ugly love-making session forced the ghosts haunting our house to flee and never return.

88 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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People say I've got a dark sense of humor

88 upvotes • Confused--Person

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Dad told me to hit nothing but net.

88 upvotes • venetian_lemon

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That moment when you see a sandwich baggie in the street and get all excited.

88 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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It was the best of times

88 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674

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I visited a zoo where the only animal they had was a small dog.

88 upvotes • Mobile-Constant3167

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Shakespeare didn't write anything

88 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
what do both my therapist and the local newsagent have in common?	89	Proxamon
Last night I was sat in the living room, and I heard my wife shout “I’m in my pyjamas and you’re making me wet”	89	BigBlueMountainStar
The man who gave me this job said: -I see a Pullitzer in your future!	88	[deleted]
Our intentionally loud and ugly love-making session forced the ghosts haunting our house to flee and never return.	88	Outside_Normal
People say I've got a dark sense of humor	88	Confused--Person
Dad told me to hit nothing but net.	88	venetian_lemon
That moment when you see a sandwich baggie in the street and get all excited.	88	HunterSDeadguy
It was the best of times	88	SliceLegitimate8674
I visited a zoo where the only animal they had was a small dog.	88	Mobile-Constant3167
Shakespeare didn't write anything	88	SliceLegitimate8674