/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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"Nailed it!" he gleefully exclaimed, admiring his handiwork.

72 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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MrBeast offered me to play a game of his choice for 24 hours and if I won I got 25,000 dollars, I accepted it

71 upvotes • TheCoolerGuyCool22

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This is why I don't have dementia

71 upvotes • robotzi4

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my colleague did not believe me when I told him that Christmas was the most romantic holiday.

71 upvotes • edgy_morning_coffee

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There is a filter that makes you look like your father, let’s try it.

71 upvotes • Few-Bottle5317

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As I placed the chocolate in my wife's mouth, she began to gag whilst I sinisterly laughed and screamed "I have been wanting to do this for so long!"

71 upvotes • AbsoIution

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You gotta admire big bolts for securing such heavy things.

71 upvotes • Chicken_Mannakin

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I’d storm through the store before noticing a table with a mouse on it.

70 upvotes • [deleted]

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My dad left to go get the milk.

70 upvotes • Objective_Movie_3492

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My parents sent me to “reverse boot camp”.

70 upvotes • cindybubbles

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Nailed it!" he gleefully exclaimed, admiring his handiwork.	72	Outside_Normal
MrBeast offered me to play a game of his choice for 24 hours and if I won I got 25,000 dollars, I accepted it	71	TheCoolerGuyCool22
This is why I don't have dementia	71	robotzi4
my colleague did not believe me when I told him that Christmas was the most romantic holiday.	71	edgy_morning_coffee
There is a filter that makes you look like your father, let’s try it.	71	Few-Bottle5317
As I placed the chocolate in my wife's mouth, she began to gag whilst I sinisterly laughed and screamed "I have been wanting to do this for so long!"	71	AbsoIution
You gotta admire big bolts for securing such heavy things.	71	Chicken_Mannakin
I’d storm through the store before noticing a table with a mouse on it.	70	[deleted]
My dad left to go get the milk.	70	Objective_Movie_3492
My parents sent me to “reverse boot camp”.	70	cindybubbles