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My first thought as I slowly come to is that I must have fallen off the wagon.

70 upvotes • GuyAwks
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A smoking guy goes up to a non-smoking guy wearing a nicotine patch. He asks, “Where’d you get that?”, and the other guy says, “It’s a lung story.”

70 upvotes • Salazar_Slitherin
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My mom called me special.

70 upvotes • QwertelTheHuman
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My dad left to go get the milk.

70 upvotes • Objective_Movie_3492
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What happened when the emo kid tried to high five a tree?

70 upvotes • Mobile-Constant3167
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My parents sent me to “reverse boot camp”.

70 upvotes • cindybubbles
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“…and there was a only one book on the shelf; a leather-bound Bible!”

70 upvotes • KailTheDryad
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"People that smoke weed...

70 upvotes • TheOminousDarkness
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"hello our little baby, we are your parents"

69 upvotes • adolphinPewtin
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i used to be a chronic sex addict, so they sent me to bible camp

69 upvotes • adolphinPewtin
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