/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Why do people think beating cancer is difficult?

307 upvotes • Dinosaur_fan

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words...

307 upvotes • CKO1967

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I went into the bathroom and thought, “Where are the urinals?”

307 upvotes • 0zzyking

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I developed a sense of humor as a defense mechanism because I wasn't very tough.

307 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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"You'll really be able to take me places if I sign with you, Miss Handbasket?" asked Nick, the naïve young artist.

306 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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Good day, I'm Bob the necromancer.

305 upvotes • tony7914

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“Your sentence shall be reduced” the judge said.

305 upvotes • The_Fish_Alliance

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On a sweltering summer day in July, I stop by my local Dairy Queen and order a sundae.

305 upvotes • War-never-changes_

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Why did the sperm cross the street? NSFW

304 upvotes • panda_boi207

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I bought my girlfriend an engagement ring.

304 upvotes • normancrane

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Why do people think beating cancer is difficult?	307	Dinosaur_fan
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words...	307	CKO1967
I went into the bathroom and thought, “Where are the urinals?”	307	0zzyking
I developed a sense of humor as a defense mechanism because I wasn't very tough.	307	HunterSDeadguy
"You'll really be able to take me places if I sign with you, Miss Handbasket?" asked Nick, the naïve young artist.	306	Outside_Normal
Good day, I'm Bob the necromancer.	305	tony7914
“Your sentence shall be reduced” the judge said.	305	The_Fish_Alliance
On a sweltering summer day in July, I stop by my local Dairy Queen and order a sundae.	305	War-never-changes_
Why did the sperm cross the street? NSFW	304	panda_boi207
I bought my girlfriend an engagement ring.	304	normancrane