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Standing on the step, I was conveyed to the upper floor of the mall in practically no time at all.
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Outside_Normal
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It is always satisfying to release a silent but deadly fart
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There's a brain-eating zombie,
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"I'm sorry, ma'am, but the spa is all out of cucumber slices to cover your eyes."
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StetsonTuba8
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My wife accused me of being immature.
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DarthLocutusOfB0rg
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Please,” the mother wailed as the man stabbed a needle into her daughter’s arm, “don’t hurt her!”
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"You can't pee on grandma while she's asleep!"
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As she turned around, her long, braided hair swung in the wind, ready to soak up my love.
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I’m really trying to figure out a way to tie another sentence to this joke without messing it up.
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While I was stuck in traffic jam I listened to some loud heavy metal music
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Standing on the step, I was conveyed to the upper floor of the mall in practically no time at all.
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It is always satisfying to release a silent but deadly fart
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There's a brain-eating zombie,
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"I'm sorry, ma'am, but the spa is all out of cucumber slices to cover your eyes."
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My wife accused me of being immature.
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Please,” the mother wailed as the man stabbed a needle into her daughter’s arm, “don’t hurt her!”
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"You can't pee on grandma while she's asleep!"
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As she turned around, her long, braided hair swung in the wind, ready to soak up my love.
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I’m really trying to figure out a way to tie another sentence to this joke without messing it up.
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While I was stuck in traffic jam I listened to some loud heavy metal music
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