/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I was driving by a farm and saw a sign that said, "Duck, eggs."

261 upvotes • 339jimmyr

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I’m really trying to figure out a way to tie another sentence to this joke without messing it up.

261 upvotes • Baldeagle77

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While I was stuck in traffic jam I listened to some loud heavy metal music

261 upvotes • NoWingedHussarsToday

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I died yesterday, and somehow I was sent to Celebrity Heaven by mistake.

260 upvotes • TheOminousDarkness

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I grabbed my Comrade's arm away from this hellish Battlefield and said...

260 upvotes • Average_Gamerguy

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My girlfriend denied cheating on me with our Japanese neighbour but I could tell she had NSFW

260 upvotes • D-C-A

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They say you are what you eat.

260 upvotes • CommanderCheese87

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The First People To Do The Knock Knock gag must've had people around them completely not understanding why someone was saying knock knock.

258 upvotes • ThatHurt255

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Today I made my boyfriend promise to stop communicating solely in cheese-related puns

258 upvotes • KailTheDryad

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What’s the easiest way to kill blonde people in an underwater submarine?

258 upvotes • Shrekman13

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was driving by a farm and saw a sign that said, "Duck, eggs."	261	339jimmyr
I’m really trying to figure out a way to tie another sentence to this joke without messing it up.	261	Baldeagle77
While I was stuck in traffic jam I listened to some loud heavy metal music	261	NoWingedHussarsToday
I died yesterday, and somehow I was sent to Celebrity Heaven by mistake.	260	TheOminousDarkness
I grabbed my Comrade's arm away from this hellish Battlefield and said...	260	Average_Gamerguy
My girlfriend denied cheating on me with our Japanese neighbour but I could tell she had NSFW	260	D-C-A
They say you are what you eat.	260	CommanderCheese87
The First People To Do The Knock Knock gag must've had people around them completely not understanding why someone was saying knock knock.	258	ThatHurt255
Today I made my boyfriend promise to stop communicating solely in cheese-related puns	258	KailTheDryad
What’s the easiest way to kill blonde people in an underwater submarine?	258	Shrekman13