/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I made my girlfriend breakfast in bed this morning.

256 upvotes • PrettyHotPotatoPapi

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With COVID-19 making the rounds, I feel secure in my position as a web developer.

256 upvotes • kiopah

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I run a funeral home, and my client said he was taking his business elsewhere.

256 upvotes • ZorgZeFrenchGuy

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As Satan opened the door to my room in hell

256 upvotes • Vegasman20002

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Hoes ain't loyal.

255 upvotes • CKO1967

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"Are you sure you don't have AIDS?"

255 upvotes • OTA1994

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Day 1 of short term memory loss.

255 upvotes • DelusionalDonut13

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I answered the 7 am Saturday knock at my door only to find Vegeta and Frieza holding Bibles on my doorstep.

255 upvotes • makejokesandchewgum

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My neighbours treat me like a God

253 upvotes • [deleted]

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The other day I was having a stroke and I smelled toast. NSFW

253 upvotes • IOughtToBeThrownAway

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I made my girlfriend breakfast in bed this morning.	256	PrettyHotPotatoPapi
With COVID-19 making the rounds, I feel secure in my position as a web developer.	256	kiopah
I run a funeral home, and my client said he was taking his business elsewhere.	256	ZorgZeFrenchGuy
As Satan opened the door to my room in hell	256	Vegasman20002
Hoes ain't loyal.	255	CKO1967
"Are you sure you don't have AIDS?"	255	OTA1994
Day 1 of short term memory loss.	255	DelusionalDonut13
I answered the 7 am Saturday knock at my door only to find Vegeta and Frieza holding Bibles on my doorstep.	255	makejokesandchewgum
My neighbours treat me like a God	253	[deleted]
The other day I was having a stroke and I smelled toast. NSFW	253	IOughtToBeThrownAway