/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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My son was absolutely furious when I forgot to bring him home a happy meal, and threatened to run away to make me look like a bad parent

253 upvotes • sugar-soad

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The other day I was having a stroke and I smelled toast. NSFW

253 upvotes • IOughtToBeThrownAway

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Y’know, My Ex-Wife still misses me!

252 upvotes • Galaxy_YTR

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"Oh my god you ran her over!"

252 upvotes • AggressiveMennonite

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Why didn't the town name their road "Chuck Norris"?

252 upvotes • bluesheepreasoning

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“Aww you’re such a dear!” The old woman chuckled, kissing my forehead.

251 upvotes • KailTheDryad

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"Push!" The 'doc' yelled and I did but I farted, turning emberassment to anger. NSFW

251 upvotes • Haileo2021

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My bedroom isn’t just for sleeping in...

251 upvotes • 29thattempt

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I Just Received My First Covid Vaccination! NSFW

251 upvotes • myfailedimagination

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My doctor said that I needed a PET scan, so he called his dog over and told her to sniff me.

250 upvotes • cindybubbles

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My son was absolutely furious when I forgot to bring him home a happy meal, and threatened to run away to make me look like a bad parent	253	sugar-soad
The other day I was having a stroke and I smelled toast. NSFW	253	IOughtToBeThrownAway
Y’know, My Ex-Wife still misses me!	252	Galaxy_YTR
"Oh my god you ran her over!"	252	AggressiveMennonite
Why didn't the town name their road "Chuck Norris"?	252	bluesheepreasoning
“Aww you’re such a dear!” The old woman chuckled, kissing my forehead.	251	KailTheDryad
"Push!" The 'doc' yelled and I did but I farted, turning emberassment to anger. NSFW	251	Haileo2021
My bedroom isn’t just for sleeping in...	251	29thattempt
I Just Received My First Covid Vaccination! NSFW	251	myfailedimagination
My doctor said that I needed a PET scan, so he called his dog over and told her to sniff me.	250	cindybubbles