/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I touch a girls boobs NSFW

249 upvotes • BRUHMOMENTSTFHV

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I bought my dad some really tight pants

249 upvotes • ZoinksABoomer

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My phone started buzzing like crazy when I gave it to my uncle,

248 upvotes • Blaze_sempai

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What happens when people who have trade jobs can't afford to hire individual hookers? NSFW

248 upvotes • YellowDomino

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My buddy just told me a joke and I laughed so hard I shit my pants. NSFW

248 upvotes • TheScrambone

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Ran listened patiently, trying to avoid rolling his eyes, as his neighbor ranted on about lizard people secretly ruling the earth.

248 upvotes • apathiest58

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I call my wife L'Oreal

247 upvotes • Screaturemour

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Do NOT read the next sentence.

247 upvotes • [deleted]

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"I won't allow you to keep beating me like this," I muttered to my father as I prepared to stab him with a kitchen knife.

247 upvotes • dailydonuts16

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People on this sub flipping out, "YoU NeEd TO teLL a sTOry nOt A JOkE!"

246 upvotes • [deleted]

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I touch a girls boobs NSFW	249	BRUHMOMENTSTFHV
I bought my dad some really tight pants	249	ZoinksABoomer
My phone started buzzing like crazy when I gave it to my uncle,	248	Blaze_sempai
What happens when people who have trade jobs can't afford to hire individual hookers? NSFW	248	YellowDomino
My buddy just told me a joke and I laughed so hard I shit my pants. NSFW	248	TheScrambone
Ran listened patiently, trying to avoid rolling his eyes, as his neighbor ranted on about lizard people secretly ruling the earth.	248	apathiest58
I call my wife L'Oreal	247	Screaturemour
Do NOT read the next sentence.	247	[deleted]
"I won't allow you to keep beating me like this," I muttered to my father as I prepared to stab him with a kitchen knife.	247	dailydonuts16
People on this sub flipping out, "YoU NeEd TO teLL a sTOry nOt A JOkE!"	246	[deleted]