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/r/TwoSentenceComedy

People on this sub flipping out, "YoU NeEd TO teLL a sTOry nOt A JOkE!"

246 upvotes • [deleted]
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I feel like Pokemon indigo league teaches kids good lessons.

245 upvotes • makejokesandchewgum
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They say studies show that keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own 10 guns

245 upvotes • Your_friendly_weirdo
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I nearly started a stampede at the veterinarian’s today when I called my puppy over.

245 upvotes • GuyAwks
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"Paper, or Plastic?"

245 upvotes • myfailedimagination
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I once waved at a drunk person

245 upvotes • ENTYNT
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I was having an argument in the shower

245 upvotes • chees_lore
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William Tell, William Tell, he shot an arrow, but not very well.

244 upvotes • Mr-Pie100
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It measured 10 inches when fully erect, just like I told her.

244 upvotes • Outside_Normal
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I went to a wedding last year on top of a mountain.

244 upvotes • nelldog
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