/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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As we searched the wreckage for survivors we heard a ghostly tapping...

244 upvotes • two_sentence_critic

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My dad looked angry as he took off his belt.

243 upvotes • cindybubbles

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Procrastinators of the world unite!

243 upvotes • Thedepressionoftrees

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"I can't believe you were able to hold your breath for more than twenty minutes, how did you do it?"

243 upvotes • Tramelo

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Out of desperation I went to the customer service center of the store and asked if they had any toilet paper.

243 upvotes • MDan25

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It took the US three months to virus.

242 upvotes • SpongeBadSquareBad

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A Strange Woman Looked Into My Window This Morning and Saw Me Masturbating Furiously.

241 upvotes • ClutchingMyTinkle

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I'm going to buy a new bed for my cat.

241 upvotes • Tramelo

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"I can't see what's wrong with you but I'm sure it's alcohol related" my doctor said to me

240 upvotes • NoWingedHussarsToday

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After all these years of looking at the naked female form, I still can’t help but get aroused.

239 upvotes • shakeythirsty

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As we searched the wreckage for survivors we heard a ghostly tapping...	244	two_sentence_critic
My dad looked angry as he took off his belt.	243	cindybubbles
Procrastinators of the world unite!	243	Thedepressionoftrees
"I can't believe you were able to hold your breath for more than twenty minutes, how did you do it?"	243	Tramelo
Out of desperation I went to the customer service center of the store and asked if they had any toilet paper.	243	MDan25
It took the US three months to virus.	242	SpongeBadSquareBad
A Strange Woman Looked Into My Window This Morning and Saw Me Masturbating Furiously.	241	ClutchingMyTinkle
I'm going to buy a new bed for my cat.	241	Tramelo
"I can't see what's wrong with you but I'm sure it's alcohol related" my doctor said to me	240	NoWingedHussarsToday
After all these years of looking at the naked female form, I still can’t help but get aroused.	239	shakeythirsty