/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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“Hey, bro, can you come out?”

212 upvotes • KailTheDryad

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Do short people start their stories like 'When I was little...'

212 upvotes • T_Fawkes

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I contemplated how to kill it

212 upvotes • abhijithvivek

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What was the fastest way to empty out a German bingo hall during World War II?

211 upvotes • CKO1967

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At the hospital getting where my girlfriend is getting her ultrasound and the nurse ask if we're hoping for a boy or girl? NSFW

211 upvotes • oldhandnewmind

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After telling his wife that he had good news and bad news, the man told her that he had Stage 4 pancreatic cancer and that he had only months to live.

211 upvotes • cindybubbles

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I keep checking the box that says "remember password"

211 upvotes • dickcheney600

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"Don't go, Henry," she pleaded as he turned to walk out the door...

210 upvotes • CKO1967

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A snake walks into a bar.

210 upvotes • MachoBracho21

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I'm going to attempt the trick of removing the tablecloth without disturbing the place settings perched on top of it.

209 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Hey, bro, can you come out?”	212	KailTheDryad
Do short people start their stories like 'When I was little...'	212	T_Fawkes
I contemplated how to kill it	212	abhijithvivek
What was the fastest way to empty out a German bingo hall during World War II?	211	CKO1967
At the hospital getting where my girlfriend is getting her ultrasound and the nurse ask if we're hoping for a boy or girl? NSFW	211	oldhandnewmind
After telling his wife that he had good news and bad news, the man told her that he had Stage 4 pancreatic cancer and that he had only months to live.	211	cindybubbles
I keep checking the box that says "remember password"	211	dickcheney600
"Don't go, Henry," she pleaded as he turned to walk out the door...	210	CKO1967
A snake walks into a bar.	210	MachoBracho21
I'm going to attempt the trick of removing the tablecloth without disturbing the place settings perched on top of it.	209	Outside_Normal