/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Mr Mouse is it true you only want a divorce due to a decline in her mental health.

214 upvotes • oldhandnewmind

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Pilot's license?

214 upvotes • TrojanskaHesst

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The commander wouldn't let me join the squad on missions.

213 upvotes • DioIsBestBoi

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Why is it called a birth defect...

213 upvotes • [deleted]

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I told a kid to kill himself

213 upvotes • IlikeTNOmod

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I got a white poodle to prepare for being alone in quarantine.

213 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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I got my job by walking up to my boss, looking straight into his eyes, giving him a strong and firm handshake and telling him "I'm you're man"

212 upvotes • Tramelo

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I contemplated how to kill it

212 upvotes • abhijithvivek

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Being the smartass that I was, I channelled my inner Urkel and said, "Did I do that?"

212 upvotes • cindybubbles

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“Hey, bro, can you come out?”

212 upvotes • KailTheDryad

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Mr Mouse is it true you only want a divorce due to a decline in her mental health.	214	oldhandnewmind
Pilot's license?	214	TrojanskaHesst
The commander wouldn't let me join the squad on missions.	213	DioIsBestBoi
Why is it called a birth defect...	213	[deleted]
I told a kid to kill himself	213	IlikeTNOmod
I got a white poodle to prepare for being alone in quarantine.	213	HunterSDeadguy
I got my job by walking up to my boss, looking straight into his eyes, giving him a strong and firm handshake and telling him "I'm you're man"	212	Tramelo
I contemplated how to kill it	212	abhijithvivek
Being the smartass that I was, I channelled my inner Urkel and said, "Did I do that?"	212	cindybubbles
“Hey, bro, can you come out?”	212	KailTheDryad